Goldilocks and the 3 White Jeans

ah, my ubiquitous search for the perfect white jeans…reversecommuter has been giving these near impossible perfect white jeans considerable thought.  (see how my eyes are shut – serious concentration level!)

white3

First up was Rag & Bone as my love for their jeans is a proven, long lasting denim affair (click here for proof)

Rag & Bone Skinny whites

Rag & Bone Skinny whites

Alas Rag & Bone’s skinny white jeans offered up for Spring 2014 had too much lycra, not enough denim.

MOTHER denim  Patchie in mirror mirror

MOTHER denim
Patchie in mirror mirror

MOTHER denim white jeans are super pretty and reversecommuter LOVES MOTHER!!!!!!!!!! Seriously there are a like a kazillion postings to prove it so click here or here or here).  Unfortunately I cannot find a retailer that sells the patchie in mirror mirror (uh hello, cuter names only found on OPI bottles!!), so alas I will reserve my too-hot-too-cold-just-yummy-oatmeal-metaphor comment for these lovelies!

AG white capri rollups

AG white capri rollups

Never one known for her patience (understatement), reversecommuter bought a pair of AG stilt rollup white jeans that are just right!  As a rule of thumb reversecommuter ALWAYS buys up a size in white jeans because as unattractive as camel toe is, white jean camel toe is just that much more FUGLY!

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