Plank Walking Shorts

Just another dull day in the burbs…


Or is it perhaps THE perfect day for a pirate fight?


Note the dastardly swashbuckling sword coming at me through the playhouse, er, I mean, the scurvy worthy pirate ship…


Despite the easy movement provided by my J Crew pleated shorts, I succumb to my injuries….


Don’t worry, I am a tough fashion obsessed pirate who will live to see another day, another Fashion Week, another Fall Collection….

J Crew pleated shorts, Burberry linen jacket, Alexander Wang tank, Celine espadrilles.